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Citing a lack of response from the Canadian public, the government-operated Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has scrapped its plans to air a viewer-determined Seven Wonders of Canada program, hastily scheduling a segment titled Two Wonders of Canada in its place.

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Sterling Heights street maintenance worker Darrel Geist was one of the few people injured in a one-man roadside accident on Sunday, Geist reported in detail.

The Crater 2007-05-20T02:23:00-08:00 2007-05-20T01:05:00-08:00 tag:thecrater,2007:TheCrater.17

LASALLE, ONTARIO—Eighteen-year-old Phil Partington experienced the exhilaration of receiving a $100 cheque from the Canadian government and, later, a $100 pair of shoes from the Tecumseh Mall, all within a one day period, sources in his family confirmed Saturday.

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LASALLE, ONTARIO—A decision by Sandwich Secondary School staff to give its pupils the day off today has received sharp criticism from students in their final year at the educational institution, a report compiled this week detailed.

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The Crater would like to take this opportunity to issue a brief but heartfelt statement to our readers to maintain that our publication is gay-friendly. We remind our valued audience that The Crater does not create the news; we simply report it.

Management 2007-05-22T16:43:00-08:00 2007-05-10T23:44:00-08:00 tag:thecrater,2007:TheCrater.14

Although crippled by a fatal shotgun wound at the time he placed the emergency call, Jacob Swanson wasn't only calm but personable, according to Melanie Vanier, the 911 operator who responded to the maimed man.

The Crater 2007-05-11T01:33:00-08:00 2007-05-10T23:36:00-08:00 tag:thecrater,2007:TheCrater.13

The Kandy Protocol, initially proposed by King Kandy to the Milton Bradley in 1949, was what many political spectators recognize today as the first key public acknowledgement of the early effects of candy-related pollution.

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WINDSOR, ONTARIO—On the heels of the recent "Smash the Glass" girl power concert held at the University of Windsor, a coalition of male students is set to host its own concert to raise awareness of men's issues.

The Crater 2007-05-05T01:51:00-08:00 2007-05-02T23:22:00-08:00 tag:thecrater,2007:TheCrater.11

Maurine Laudson and her two best friends are looking to add a homosexual man to their titillating trio as a way to "spice things up," and form a feminine foursome.

The Crater 2007-11-18T14:52:00-08:00 2007-05-02T23:03:00-08:00 tag:thecrater,2007:TheCrater.10

College of Delaware sophomore student David "Davemeister" Jäger is fed up with the nickname one of his roommates has bestowed upon him, other members of the house confirmed Tuesday.

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